since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
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I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.

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I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
(Source: gbass, via sewnperfectlywitharustyneedle)
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(Source: ForGIFs.com, via therealmistersquidward)
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(Source: feralnyxen, via i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal)
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Dear Yahoo!
(Source: robertdowneyjrsbitch, via theangelsoweyouaringanddwarfs)
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Welcome to the new tumblr, everyone!

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“i’m so tired of fake people!” i scream as i run out of the mannequin factory
are you Rose Tyler
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you guys
eleven will recognize rose
but rose
won’t
recognize
eleven
Oh my god I’m not sure I’ll survive this moment but at the same time I NEED IT LIKE AIR

What if eleven does just like ten did with Sarah Jane?
He tells her his name’s John Smith and lets her realize that he regenerated?
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WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
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Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

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STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
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FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
(via dayofthedove)
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- Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as fucked up and addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for